Hentai parody featuring the legendary mommy waifu, Alice.
One ordinary afternoon, the Traveler receives an elegant, magically sealed invitation. Before they can even ponder the implications, a burst of glittering, practical magic warps reality around them. In a blink, they’re standing not in Mondstadt or Liyue, but inside Alice’s private, whimsically chaotic domain.
And there she is. Alice herself, inexplicably comfortable wearing only a confident smile and her bare oppai shown.
The Traveler’s ready unsheathe his sword. But this isn’t any sword. It’s the legendary sword, and at the sight of Alice, it begins to glow, thrum with an ancient, awakened energy. Alice’s eyes sparkle with mischief.
“Oh my,” she whispers, stepping closer. “That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I… polish it for you?”
Before the Traveler can stammer a response, she’s already at work, her movements practiced, and devastatingly effective. The sword gleams under her attention.
Then, with a slow, deliberate stretch across the table—back arched, pose worthy of a master artist’s canvas, and says,
“Now then,” she says, voice honeyed. “Shall we have some real fun?”
